May 2012
8 posts
“Calling “hero” everyone killed in war, no matter the circumstances of their...”
– Political correctness: Hero inflation (via lucifelle)
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Something I slapped together to go with the...
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Ducks N Bread
You know, I had a profound thought but I can only express it by slashing tires and ringing doorbells. I feel like I’m running toward a second chance to meet that girl who I first crushed on. You know the one. High on my parents’ conflicting advice, I handed her a photograph of ME. The ones that call for the weird people from outside of school to come up with some elaborate procedure. Line you up...
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“Another Troy must rise and set,
Another lineage feed the crow,
Another...”
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“The period of a fully developed civilization is a time in which individuals and...”
April 2012
5 posts
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“In my writing I got so Interested in fakes that I finally came up with the...”
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“Be contented with what you possess in life; be thankful for what does not belong...”
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“The vast majority of people make do with perfectly adequate, moderately-priced...”
Anonymous asked: Elaborate. Your brainwaves. In a Haiku. Thank you.
March 2012
12 posts
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“Shake out the lice of words like a banner through the ferrying air as roars the...”
“Human beings love to talk about the weather. When strangers are brought into an...”
– The Time Falling Bodies Take To Light
writ
Take them to the room with everything in it
But don’t point at what you don’t want them to look at
Stand them in the center, torches unlit
That dusk’s strange light
Makes dance the fore’ unadjusted vision
Ignite fog, breathe deeply
The hand under the couch is only a device
gotthelife asked: I also hate that it took me like a fucking half hour just to find the damn link for the application because I had to browse through all this bullshit pertaining to moderately priced clothes.
gotthelife asked: I am so mad. Call me and I will come in for an interview. If you like me, hire me. If not, don't. It's that simple. They question me about the small gap in my employment history. They ask me if I'm willing to piss in a cup. And here's 100 whatever questions that contain random scenarios and you have to pick which one you would be most likely to do--oh and what you would do is...
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This is one of my favorite parts of an improv set...
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Loneliness is the human condition. Cultivate it. The way it tunnels into you...”
– Vanishing Act.: (via mexican-viking)
January 2012
3 posts
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Not too long ago I had a dream, like this:
I was fucking a beautiful lady with much vigor and this caused her neck to throw her head back like a slinky. All that protruded forth of her skullular regions was her angular under-chin region. It looked much like an arrowhead. While the sexing ensued for a moment i became increasingly curious about the identity of this female. Naturally, I reach for...
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Butter
thinly sliced garlic
grated ginger
squeezed grapefruit juice
soy sauce
kale
fry in a pan, add ham or egg or chicken……this is what I call hot salad.
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3 Things I've Observed So Far Working at a Busy...
1. By my estimation, about one out of every three people are assholes. This is good news for the love and peace types, bad news for misanthropes. I just feel like most people are inclined to be understanding in the flesh. Especially in a face to face environment. I haven’t worked at this place for too long yet but we are very busy and the crepes are very expensive. I feel like these two...
November 2011
17 posts
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Apotholips Now
A man was in a mock kitchen room, the type they have at furniture stores only I knew this was a laboratory. Before him was a beautiful woman, mildly tending to him, implying that what followed could be any promise. Her dress was also appropriate in seducing him. Access was only a mud-flap away. He was in a stupor and he reminded me of most people, including myself. From where I was standing were...
Letter to My Representatives
just a brief introduction, I know not much about politics…I tend to stay the fuck away from them as if they are the plague. But I am a huge advocate of freedom in general, and I grew up with the internet…so I figured i’d write a little something. Forgive me if I sound foolish, I hope it doesn’t subtract from my passion.
Dear [Recipient], I am writing to you as a voter in...
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It started in my house which was presented in a sideview like an sidescrolling game boss fight. My house had to be inserted into the water level too, so it was a house on stilts sort of thing. A friend of my was the boss character, he was mad at me and he pummelled entire walls of my home. Just then it transferred to real life, first person view lol. He was drunk and punching the walls, saying he...
“When I say ‘I love you,’ its not because I want you or because I can’t have you....”
– Joss Whedon (via andsinfulhands)
“When you demand nothing of the world, nor of God, when you want nothing, seek...”
– Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj (via lucifelle)
I think its interesting, the use of confederates in terms of being a control in social experimentation. If I was signing up to participate in an experiment I’d become weary of every thing and human that was newly introduced.
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Jealousy is the cough medicine of Satan
Is it an acquired taste or are you a glutton for punishment?
Some rude maze promising free lemonade
Whose hurt and hurts bend a corner
Booby trap after booby trap
A sense of nude ownership
Over the dilated abyss you
Fall
Cobweb sense of touch
Absent, whisking through any hair to any vein
October 2011
35 posts
“You know quite well, deep within you, that there is only a single magic, a...”
– Hermann Hesse (via lucifelle)
“A man or a stone or a tree is about to begin the fourth canto. When the foot...”
– Maldoror, the Comte de Lautreamont
Watchupaftermidnight:
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